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Our handy toolkit can fix most anything!

We haven't actually tried it on the Federal Government, but the instructions on the can are so simple even a politician* could follow them!

*No politicians were seriously harmed while testing
The Redneck Toolkit - most of them were faking it.



$9.95 Shipped!

(Not A Real Product - Product Launch Sample Site)
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The handy 5" x 2" size allows you to squirrel them away in the nooks and crannies of your house, car and boat!

Instructions and tape roll sleeve easily slides off and on.

The Redneck Toolkit solves "the lost straw" problem!
 
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For Fixin' Everything
The Fixin' Everything Toolkit is a handy 3oz can measuring 5" high by 2" wide. It is wrapped by 36" of 1" wide traditional grey duct tape.
$9.95 Not a Real Product - Product Launch Sample Site Just One.
Free 3-5 Day Shipping.
 
For Redneck Girls
The Redneck Girls Toolkit is a handy 3oz can measuring 5" high by 2" wide. It is wrapped by 36" of 1" wide pink duct tape.
$10.95 Not a Real Product - Product Launch Sample Site Just One.
Free 3-5 Day Shipping.
 
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For Outdoor Fixin'
The Outdoor Fixin' Toolkit is a handy 3oz can measuring 5" high by 2" wide. It is wrapped by 36" of 1" wide Outdoor Camouflage duct tape.

$12.95 Not a Real Product - Product Launch Sample Site Just One.
Free 3-5 Day Shipping.
 
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For Military Fixin'
The Military Fixin' Toolkit is a handy 3oz can measuring 5" high by 2" wide. It is wrapped by 36" of 1" wide Military Camouflage duct tape.

While Supplies Last!

$12.95 Not a Real Product - Product Launch Sample Site Just One.
Free 3-5 Day Shipping.